Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:23 am

Granted, but he dies when they show the title of the game.

I wish that Al could make it warmer.

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:15 am

Granted. But he makes it over 100°F and doesn't let you turn on the air conditioner.

I wish Al came up with a brand of sugar-free food.

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:53 am

granted, but instead of sugar it's filled with salt, and everybody buys it and everybody gags to death when they eat it.

i wish Al would make a brand of sodium-free food.

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:35 am

granted but its sodium free limburger

i wish a did ETYKIW live

Post by **Corey** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:16 am

Granted, but I'm not the guy to wish to.

I wish Al's automobile broke down in front of my house and he got to stay with us until it was fixed.

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:32 pm

Granted!

But he finds you really annoying and bans you from all future concerts!

I wish Harvey had super powers!

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:37 pm

Granted! But they're the same as Superman's....and that's kinda lame...

I wish Al was President.

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:40 pm

Granted!

But the press goes crazy following Nina around and it makes him really mad!

I wish Al would get more recognition for the genius behind his originals!

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:39 am

Granted!

But people think Kenny G wrote them instead of Al.

I wish Al would write a song about a squirrel eating a cactus.

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:43 am

granted but britney spears buys the first copy of the single

i wish al did a beatles polka