Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:31 am

Granted!

But it's a hit, and Al has to make sequel after sequel.

I wish Al would find a cure for the common cold.

weirdalfan1000000 · Post by **weirdalfan1000000** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:33 am

Granted, but then cancer takes over and kills everyone.

I wish me and Al could be in a movie together.

Post by **Corey** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:34 am

Granted, but he must kill you.

I wish I recorded sounds for al.

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:22 am

Granted!

But they're sounds that you think are disgusting.

I wish Al was a cop in my neighborhood.

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:43 am

granted but he arrests bob rivers
i wish al made a brand of potato chips

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:54 am

Granted!

But the peanut butter flavor is recalled and Al goes out of business.

I wish Al ran my local movie theater.

Post by **Corey** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:26 pm

Granted, but the only movie showing will be UHF.

I wish I got all of my Al material signed by Al and the rest of the band.

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:34 pm

Granted!

But it's lost forever when you drop it into the sewer.

I wish Al would give me a digitally remasterd copy of every Al-TV & Al-Music special.

Post by **Corey** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:35 pm

Granted, but large portions were taken out.

I wish I could go back and time and be in the Fat video.

Post by **JEDM** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:42 pm

Granted!

But you only get 14 seconds of screen time.

I wish Al would make a video for every song he hasn't had a video for.