Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:22 pm

Granted!

But they're used and scratched up.

I wish I owned the Headline News single with both Headline News & Christmas at Ground Zero (Alternate Mix).

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:15 am

Granted!

But they are are stolen before you can listen to them.

I wish Al would do my laundry

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:44 pm

granted, but he does it in the dark, uses the wrong kind of recommended bleach, and when the wash is done your clothes are all discolored.

i wish Al would make Greatest Hits III.

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:55 pm

granted but theres no white and nerdy on this greatest hits album

i wish al sold twinkie wiener sandwiches at stores

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted!

But they're taken off the shelves because they've become the most recent food item to be contaminated with salmonella.

I wish Al would would tell us at least one artist he's even considering to include into the next polka.

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:17 pm

granted, but then he has to kill us.

i wish Al would teach me how to play accordion.

Post by **Corey** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:10 am

Granted, but he reveals that he wasn't the one playing.

I wish Al sent me every song from ALbum 13 over email, and they are all completed with great sound quality.

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:44 am

granted, but somebody hacks your account and deletes the email.

i wish Al would help me with my science report.

Post by **Mashed Potato** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:46 am

Granted, but he writes it in such a technical manner that your teacher calls it plagiarism and fails you.

I wish Al could be my BFF

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:29 am

Granted, but the next day he dumps you for Paris Hilton.

I wish Al would tell my employer to make my vacation a week longer.