Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

L285 · Post by **L285** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:16 am

Granted, but they're both about suicide, prompting Al himself to commit suicide

I wish I could make my wishes Al related

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:20 am

Granted, but they're all Al Gore related - you save the Polar ice caps, where the heck is the Twinkie-Wiener Sandwich?

I wish I could get an advance screening of Al's new video, without the security squad killing me or erasing my memory.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:30 am

Granted but you leak it and everyone hates you FOREVER!

I wish I could have two hamburgers with onions & cheese, and my wife wants a chicken butty

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:52 am

Granted, but the line is chicken patty. You ruined the joke and everyone hates you forever. And there's no onions on the cheeseburger, by the way.

I wish I could give you some curly fries and a medium root beer with your last order.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:18 pm

Granted, except the root beer is REGULAR
(Actually I'm pretty sure it's sandwich)

I wish I could go on a grapefruit diet

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:31 pm

Granted, but it backfires. And now you're a grapefruit.

I wish Al was watching the SpongeBob SpongeBash marathon with me.

Killingsworth · Post by **Killingsworth** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:02 am

Granted, but you both fall asleep half way through...and you wake up to discover your apartment has been looted...

I wish Al would appear on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" and preform a parody of "White Horse" by Taylor Swift with lyrics about "beating a dead horse"...

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:44 am

Granted!

But he doesn't, since he doesn't take parody suggestions.... except for that one time.

I wish Al would release an up to date video collection on DVD.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:23 am

Granted, but it's HD-DVD. And nobody owns those anymore.

I wish Al would perform a small tour after all the "Internet Leaks" are released. And that I went to one of the shows.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:11 pm

Granted but it a tour BUS! Am I doing this right?

I wish I could be killed by Al