Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:32 pm

I wish I could be killed by Al

Granted! But you go to hell, and there's nothing but sauerkraut in there to eat.
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I wish Al would translate Al's Brain into Spanish, so we can have it in my town.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:05 pm

Granted but he accidentally translates it into Serbo-Croat

I wish I had a head (It is Al related)

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:54 am

Granted!

But then you're banned from the forum.

I wish Al would start his concerts with something other than the polka on the next tour.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:11 pm

Granted, he starts it with CABLE TV

I wish that I knew what Al had for christmas

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:15 pm

Granted! But Al doesn't get any Xmas presents next year.

I wish Al would do my jury duty for me.

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:06 pm

Granted! But he sends an innocent man to the chair, and you feel guilty for the rest of your life!

I wish Al would get me a glass of water

L285 · Post by **L285** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:32 pm

Granted but you suffocate to death on it

I wish Al had 12 digits on his hands

Killingsworth · Post by **Killingsworth** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:41 am

Granted!

...but he is never able to play accordion again

I wish Al would play the Univversity of Colorado on the next tour...

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:29 am

Granted!

But he has such a bad experience he decides never to play any college town again.

I wish Al were a relative of mine.

L285 · Post by **L285** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:42 am

Granted, but he's you're mother

I wish Al was the Dali Lama