Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

[JEDM]

Granted!

But you don't get to see one of the concerts.


I wish Al let the fans give input on each tours setlist.

[L285]

Granted but we get so excited we tell him just to play Harvey the Wonder Hamster over and over again

I wish Al manages to get a number one album/single by the time he retires in his old age through a decent parody

[The Doctor]

Granted. But he'll still be known as "The 'Eat It' Guy"

I wish that Al would do a song about Doctor Who.

[L285]

Granted but it turns out to be his worst song

I wish I was Al's lawyer

[JEDM]

Granted!

But you lose the case in which you were defending Al, and he goes to jail.

I wish did another "TWAS", but in the way that he wanted to do it.

[L285]

Granted but it only gets aired in Grande Bretagne

I wish Al was the President of the United States of America

[JEDM]

Granted!

But now he has no more time for albums and tours.

I wish Al stopped a terrorist plot.

[L285]

Granted but he dies in his valiant attempt

I wish Jim had never grown his hair (He looked pretentious with long hair)

[WeirdAbbott]

Granted but she kills herself mid-concert

Hmm...someone doesn't know who Alice Cooper is. Alice Cooper would NEVER kill HERSELF mid-concert...who thinks of that?

Granted, but then Al is forced to stick with his "Unplugged" short hair look.

I wish that Al would make a guest appearance at the P.U.S.A. concert I'm going to next weekend.

[L285]

I was mistaking him for someone else, wasn't he in Wayne's World?

He does, but the actual band doesn't turn up

I wish Al murdered Miley Cyrus