Here is... Kung Fu. It's part of my new-wave rap stuff.
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And here are the lyrics to Kung Fu:
Kung Fu
It’s kung futile
My kung fu will
Break you in two like a dry noodle.
Flying kick chaser, skill and stealth
Be like Billy and behave yourself!
I’m on you like dog on a wok!
You’re the rice in between my sticks of chop!
Hit your back from the front and your bones go CRUNCH!
I pack a punch like a sumo packs lunch!
Claw of the Dragon, Viper Strike
Eye of the Eagle, Tiger Stripe!
With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!
With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick
When I kung fu, I kung fu you
When I kung fu, I kung fu you!
You’re chop suey and I’m hotter than curry
Master of Porcupine Needles of Fury!
Fluid like water, flowin’ power through the tower.
Bang on you like a gong at a ceremony shower.
Here’s a kung fu lesson in kung fu patience
I shamed your kung fu family for 8 kung fu generations
Have a nice trip, see you next… POW!
Caught you off guard with my ku… POW again!!
Scorpion Tail, Piranha Bite
Jellyfish Sting, Baby Panda Fight
With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!
With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick!
When I kung fu, I kung fu you
When I kung fu, I kung fu you!
(Bridge)
Welcome to the dojo where you get Kung Schooled
When we’re hungry we eat Kung Food
Doctor says we get Kung Flu
Mind your manners, don’t be Kung Rude
Rip your uniform and you’ll be Kung Nude
I say crazy things, now you’re Kung Fused
I play a funny joke, you got Kung Fooled
Just milked the cow and she Kung Mooed
Steal my moves and you’ll get Kung Sued
The ghost in the dojo shouts Kung Boo
Sweep up the mess with this Kung Broom
There is no try, there’s only Kung Do
With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!
With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick!
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick!
When I kung HYEAH!!!