Foil

[FreeDeliveryFan]

I didn't expect it to end when it did, but no knocks against it, loved it!

[weirdalfan1000000]

I was hoping this was about math or outlandish fan theories.

It's really good though

[mrbellamy]

Spoiler:

I find it hilarious that we started the speculation on this song wondering if it would be a food based parody or a song about conspiracy theories, and it ends up being BOTH. Also, someone did at some point speculate that it would be multiple subjects like "A Complicated Song", so bravo to whoever thought of that. However, after the second verse, I felt like there should have been another.

Spoiler:

Agree, rule of threes and everything. The ending does feel abrupt, it needed one ridiculous variation to finish it off. Still liked this one.

[The Sporkman]

It's really funny, but it does kind of feel like a medley-bound concert-only song that somehow managed to make its way onto to album anyway.

[Xarath]

Lyrics (SPOILER!):

Spoiler:

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggy bag, from the waiter
So I just keep what’s still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation,
Microbes, enzymes, mold, and oxidation
I don’t care, I’ve got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers,
Plastic cling wrap, really a no brainer
I just like, to keep all my flavors sealed in tight

With aluminum foil (foil).
Never settle for less.
That kind of wrap is just the best,
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh.
Stick it in your cooler (cooler),
Eat it when you’re ready
Then maybe you’ll choose (you’ll choose you’ll choose you’ll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
(Hm, lovely)

Oh by the way I’ve cracked the code
I’ve figured out these shadow or-ganizations
And the illuminate know, that they’re finally primed
For world domination
And soon you’ve got black helicopters comin’ cross the border,
Puppetmasters for the new world order
Be aware, there’s always someone that's watching you
And still the government won’t admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning.
Don’t mind that, I’m protected ‘cause I made this hat

From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that’s foil lined
In case and alien’s inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar (‘culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I’ll prove (I’ll prove, I’ll prove, I’ll prove)
There’s a big conspiracy

Just wrote these up, let me know if there are any errors!

[Elvis]

I just did the same.

I basically came up with the same thing except...

Spoiler:

Change "Eat it when you’re reading" to "Eat it when you're ready" and change "Be aware, there’s always someone watching you" to "Be aware, there’s always someone that's watching you"

Also, I believe he says, "Hmm, love it" instead of lovely, but I'm not 100% sure.

Dave

[Xarath]

I'll listen again and make the changes!

Edit:

Spoiler:

Definitely agree with your first and second points, but I'm not entirely sure about the third one. If anyone has a second opinion, let us know.

[Big Spoon]

Eh, not too crazy about this song on first listen. Definitely had some laughs in there. Will have to listen again before giving any "final verdict" on it.

[Bruce the Duck]

In the lyrics of the second verse,

Spoiler:

It's "Illuminati" not "illuminate".

[WalterWhite]

Spoiler:

Definitely agree with your first and second points, but I'm not entirely sure about the third one. If anyone has a second opinion, let us know.

Spoiler:

I definitely hear "lovely."