Misheard Lyrics
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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0
I heard the correct line "I got a bunch of ink cartridges" the first few times I heard the song. But now it always sounds like "I got a Bon Jovi cartridges" for some reason.
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"Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, I set them free".
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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0

"Well, you should hire some guy named Linguist to help you distinguish what is proper English."
Yes, I realized almost immediately what it actually was.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0
I originally got "pet grooming service" from Jackson Park Express.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0
EDIT: Screw it, I must be going crazy. My original thought was that it said "head;" I'm just mixing it up.
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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0
When I was a kid,I always thought he was saying "Better give me all your Gozmeres" in LAS.I just figured it was an obscure organ and he was talking to the patient. 

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Re: Misheard Lyrics 2.0
As I didn't get "Dare To Be Stupid" until after Scotti Bros. stopped printing liner notes to Al's 80s albums, I did not know the correct lyrics for that line until I saw them online.Waffle King wrote:When I was a kid,I always thought he was saying "Better give me all your Gozmeres" in LAS.I just figured it was an obscure organ and he was talking to the patient.