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It took me until the video for "Mission Statement" was released to fully realize that the term "bleeding edge" is one of the lyrics. I guess I always thought he said "leading into next generation".
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I keep hearing "Oh no, there's a pizza lounge in the corner of my laptop screen"
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I always thought the last kind of hernia was "erect." It's "direct!"
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:lol: That is even funnier, given your signature.
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"Shove an icepick in a toenail for two"
For the longest time, I thought it was some sort of weird couples thing I'd never heard of.
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It's not really a misheard lyric, but for some reason I always want to sing "Pauly Shore" instead of "Russell Crowe" in Lame Claim to Fame.
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From "Inactive," is it
I could break my rib cage, here at my age
or
I could read my rib cage, here is my age (Like counting the rings of a tree trunk)
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