Donald Trump presents… WOWAY Apprentice: Game Play Thread

[TMBJon]

I have a few parting words, if you don't mind...

[TMBJon]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt once told America, “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” In this bold new era for Weird Al fandom, the post-album era -- the post-Bruce the Duck era, by the way -- this forum must rise up and face its new challenges in a bold, confrontational way. We must not be held back by our own fears.


This. This, my fellow WOWAY members. This is why I, Donald J. Trump, came to save our great forum.


It is going to take a forward-looking attitude about the usefulness of this site if we are going to succeed in the future. We cannot be intimidated by these challenges. We must strive for a forum where WOWAY members no longer cower behind excuses like the forum “isn’t what it used to be” and hide in the shadows, on one “uncensored” sideforum after the next. We must unify as one Weird Al fan community if we are going to thrive.

[TMBJon]

So, as my last request on this forum as Donald J. Trump, I implore the members of WOWAY to work together with your new President BullMoose to Make WOWAY Great Again. Do not fear the challenges before us. Let us face them head on, with a new resolve to work together.

[TMBJon]

As for me, Donald J. Trump, it brings me great pride to look around and see that I am no longer needed here on the World of Weird Al Yankovic forum. Now that the new President of WOWAY has been elected, and the season of WOWAY Apprentice has come to an end, my job here on the forum has come to a close.


Finally, at long last, I can return to my previous plan to Make America Great Again.

[TMBJon]

As soon as the snow clears, I’ll be heading back to Iowa on my private jet.

Alone, for the first time, with my campaign staffers. For months, they’ve been begging me to stop checking WOWAY. Finally, I’ll be able to focus 100% of my effort on running for president. I’m killing in the polls, but the only reason it’s even been close in Iowa is because I’ve really been distracted from politics for the last few months while I’ve had WOWAY Apprentice on my mind!

Now that this is done, I can really concentrate on winning!

[TMBJon]

What that means for WOWAY is that TMBDon will, in a few hours, revert back to "TMBJon", which as you all know is the false alias that I, Donald J. Trump, have been using on WOWAY for years. Forum members who were present during this historic game will always know that, deep down, when you see a post from TMBJon, it’s really me, “Trump Multi Billionaire Don”, making sure that you are living up to the promise of your bold new WOWAY Apprentice and President.

[TMBJon]

It has truly been one of the greatest privileges of my entire professional career -- after only writing “The Art of the Deal” and building my first skyscraper in Manhattan -- to oversee the process of hiring your President and to give to you, the entire forum, the opportunity to once and for all Make. WOWAY. Great. Again.

I know you will do it. I know you will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before.

I know you will make Donald Trump proud.

[TMBJon]

Congratulations, BullMoose!

God bless you, and may God bless the World of Weird Al Yankovic Forum.