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LaikaComeHome
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I wrote this one for school!

Enable Mart (A Parody of “UHF” by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic)

Learning in a noisy classroom can be a tough trial
Perhaps these noise canceling headphones will fit your style
Califone Superior Stereo is best
To help lower the background noise
It’s gonna improve learning for the girls and boys
That's what we gonna do now

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart

Some students must have support with oral motor skills
The Z-Vibe Oral Motor Tool set will surely fit the bill
All you do is twist the blue probe tip on tool
Have your student chew on the blue tip
The tools contain a plastic handle for their grip
Works well with sensory skills

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart

The Sip and Puff Switch with Goosneck helps support students
In wheelchairs with limited movement
They can exhale and inhale activating a
Switch for functions on the wheelchair a great improvement

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart
We got it all from Enable Mart
We got it all from Enable Mart

Here's a parody I wrote years ago about the show Recess:

Trapped in The Box (Parody of "Trapped in a Box" by No Doubt)
Trapped in a box drawn by a sadist teacher
Cruel unsual, way to treat a creature
Made for bad little kids, don't follow the rules
It crushes our sanity, makes us look like fools
Trapped in the box
Trapped in the box, four lines on the ground
I lost my baseball, it'll never be found
My mind rides and slides as my circuits are fried
No room for thought, use "This Ol'e Man' my guide
Trapped in the box HEE HEE HEE HEE

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box

Oh trapped the a box I'm not alone
Sabrina flies by, Kim Possible in the zone
Lloyd will occasionally run by with his baseball
Watch as my tolerance and sanity starts to fall
Trapped the a box

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box (HEE HEE HEE!)

Always staying after school
Clappping erasers for you
Sanity gone with a single click
Just watching as the clock ticks and ticks

Ah trapped in the box my recess is all gone
Returning to class is not all that fun
Yes, T.J.'s a good boy, he will behave now
T.J's will do what you want, however ho
Trapped in the box

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box (HEE HEE HEE!)

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
We're all trapped in the box

And another:

Menlo (Parody of "Jenny" by the Studio Killers)
Menlo, darling, you're my best friend
But there's a few things that you don't know of
Why I eat donuts near your desk
I'm using your tie as a pet snake

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend

Menlo, darling, you're my best friend
I'm sorry for breaking your window with my kickball
Stealing your box of Altoid mints
Nothing you'd miss but it means the world to me

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend

Menlo, I'm coming to your party
'Cause we are more than friends
I will stop by even when I have my permission slip
Menlo take my hat
I know it seems shady
But I can't stand that Lemon Lady

Oh, your partnership with Randall won't last long
Forget that creeper
Oh, your partnership with Randall won't last long
Forget that creeper
Forget that creeper

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend.
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i wrote this parody inspired by weird al's life. i've written a couple of parodies but this is the only one specifically inspired by his life. it's a parody of eminem's my name is.

Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
weird al
hi! my name is (huh?)
(my name is) (who?
(My name is)
weird al
Can I get the attention of the class (huh my name is, what my name is)
For one second My name is (My name is weird al)

Hi kids! Do you like violins? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see Nine inch Nails on each of my cd lids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy creed and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try sic and get funked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My humour dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my jokes straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impersonate (Oh)
And Dr. demento said, "weird al you are crazy!" Uh-uh!
"So why's your face red? Man you lazy!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like acting like someone else
'Cause I hung my original self in a closet with some felt
Got ticked off and ripped michael jackson's song off.
And wrecked it so hard I knocked it's fans backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of turkey, and get fat, faster than a skinny broad
Who at too damn fast
c'mere song (al, wait a minute, that's my jam!)
I don't give a crap, God sent me to make the world laugh.

Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
weird al

Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
weird al

My English teacher laughed at me in junior high
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be making thirty five
I smacked him in his face with a funny paper,
i chased me with a stapler
Stapled my joke to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the comedy club, had my coat zipped up
laughed at the bartender, then stuck a joke in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom gets more laughs than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous singer
Make a record about eating food and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some screamin' shady fans (Ahh!)
eminem once asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear shady, thanks for the support, smurf!"

Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al

Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. demento, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to go, it's too scary to hide (forget that!)
I'll have to be carried inside a joke club and made to strive.
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of rootbeer,
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
all my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a laugh in years, and my jokes are too scary to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll joke at anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna make me laugh mom? You ain't got not wit!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
pull out a gun and shoot a clown in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I made a song about him, in this dream I had

Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
weird al

Hi! My name is (who?)
My name is (huh?)
My name is
weird al
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
weird al
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I posted this in another topic, but I'm going to repost it here. Its a break in interview I did "with" Al about his current tour. I used all originals, 1 from each album plus a track from Medium Rarities. Bonus, it made the Top Ten on Dr Demento this week!! If you love it and love me please request it at http://drdemento.com/request/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


https://youtu.be/y5lj1o7kCng" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I hate myself for loving you parody

Midnight gettin' so close to Christmas
Here;s a story about about a girl named Cindy Lou WHO
This is the season to be happy and nice
Hey Grinch there turn that frown upside down
I came so I could cheer you up
I'm not given up, why so down this time of year?
You should be happy every Christmas day
What happened to make your heart shrink 3 sizes that day
My name is Cindy Lou Who
Can't understand the things that you do
I wanna know why you're so blue
My name is Cindy Lou Who
Can't understand the things that you do
But I've been thinkin' 'bout what to do
I'm not given up, why so down this time of year?
Hey man time to spread cheer tonight
I just don't want missin' the joy and love
Why did you take all the decorations and gifts away?
You should be happy every Christmas day
What happened to make your heart shrink 3 sizes that day
My name is Cindy Lou Who
Can't understand the things that you do
But I've been thinkin' 'bout what to do
My name is Cindy Lou Who

Can't understand the things that you do
But I've been thinkin' 'bout what to do
My name is Cindy Lou Who
Can't understand the things that you do
But I've been thinkin' 'bout what to do
My name is Cindy Lou Who
Can't understand the things that you do
But I've been thinkin' 'bout what to do

My name is
Cindy Lou Who

My name is
Cindy Lou Who

My name is
Cindy Lou Who

My name is
My name is Cindy Lou Who

PM on any mistakes or if you like it.
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This one is from Jannie's got a gub (sorry the Cindy Lou Who is a parody of I hate myself for loving you)

The Saga continues seems good for this 1

Dum, dum, dum, father what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum Left your wife & your son.
Dum, dum, dum, father what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum Left your wife
Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
Could this be the one
To bring balance to the force
What did the Jedi do
They decided to train the boy
Through the years he was trained
but his farther was Darth Vader
but then, he found out later' his dad is the Sith Lord
he ain't never gonna be the same.

Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
His Jedi day's just begun
Use a lightsaber not a gun
Tell me now it's untrue.
Vader is now your dad
He left a little bitty baby
The man fought for the rebel alliance
They say the spell that he was under the darkness & the fear knew that someone had to turn him sith
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
His Jedi day's just begun
Use a lightsaber not a gun
What did the Jedi do?
It's Anakin's last D.A.Y.
He had to go back to the light side a sacrifice of his life
Then balance was restored to the force. then Yoda said I always knew
It was gonna end up this way

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
Use a lightsaber not a gun

Anakin's got a son
His Jedi day's just begun
Use a lightsaber not a gun
Because Anakin's got a son
Anakin's got a son
His Jedi day's just begun
Use a lightsaber not a gun
Anakin's got a son
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Best of my love parody

Every day I'm working this farm
Working from sun rise till down
Thinking of what needs done
This isn't fun
And so hard
Just try to get it over
But this job
Sure is very tough
I feel like I;m dying
yes my day
Is close to over
Wonderful family and
Warm inviting places
Some  talk going on about the farm
That is amazing
Abiut this little pink swine
That has so much to give
That good ole news
Was like a bright new day
That watmed our hearts
So happy
To hear this news today
You get the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
You get the
Best of my love
I'm going back in time
Abd it's a wonderful time
You were given to me
When the fair came
We put you on show
Wilbur
But every morning I wake up & wonder
What's gonna happen today
I happy you could stay
For a runt you're fine
But we both
Made it out ok
You know we alwaysHad each other, baby
I guess that was enough
h oh oh
But here in my heart
I give you the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
You get the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
You get the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
Every night and day
You get the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
You get the
Best of my love
Oh oh oh oh
Sweet Wilbur
You get the
Best of my love

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Future "Weird Al" Yankovic Parodies - No Not Really!

It Must Have Been Love by Roxette becomes... It Must Have Been Lunch

It must have been lunch, but it's over now
It must have been good, 'cause I ate it some how

How Do You Talk To An Angel by The Heights becomes... How Do You Talk To A Stranger

It's like trying to catch a stolen car

Drive by The Cars becomes... Pick

Who's going to pick your nose tonight
Who's going to pick your nose if you don't
You can't go on picking your own nose
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Some of the amount of syllables used don't match up with the song,
but I think I've got the theme down.

What do you guys and girls think?

---- When chicks fry ----

Take if you will a picture
A human girl trapped in an egg
The sweat of her body not cooling
She's almost in coma
Can you picture this?

Dream if you can of an open field
Of daisies and tulips in bloom
Me and you frolick in beds of roses
We have a great time
time spent with me and you

So how can you leave me boiling?
Alone in the pan so cold
Maybe I'm just like your young son
Maybe I'm just like your father twofold
Maybe I'm just like your mother
She'd never hurt a fly
Why would you deem her to sputter?
This is what it sounds like
When chicks fry

Touch if you will my eggshell
Feel how I tremble inside
You've got that self-doubting guilt all tied up
Don't make chase you
and swallow your pride

So how can you leave me boiling?
Release me from all this pain
I'll swear I make it up to you
I swear I'll be that chick you dreamt of on a centerfold
I swear I'll be like your lover
Sweet as a cherry pie
You and me would be walking down the aisle
This is what it sounds like
When we get by

How could you be so stupid?
This tale is old as time
Looks like I'm not your loved one
Looks like I'm your worst nightmare truth told
Looks like I'm not like your mother
'Cause I'm gonna make you cry (Oh lord!)
So smear yourself in with this carton of butter
This is what it sounds like
When chicks fry you
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