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@RealHeds Gulp, I'm in a box getting shipped to Manchester. HELP ME!

@realNicholaSturgeon: Well looks like I've got this @realDonaldTrump to deal with. I'm pretty sure this Taco Scotland Party will be making WOWAY great again.

@realDonaldTrump: @NicolaSturgeon is a true dummy, leading Scotland off the White Cliffs of Dover. My golf course in Scotland is one of the best in the world.

@realSailor-Polka-Moon: Is @realDonaldTrump 's combover #realhair or a #realtoupee ? Should discuss over...perhaps...tacos.

@realDonaldTrump: @stargazer_lili I've said it before! I do not wear a rug. My hair is 100% mine. No animals have been harmed in the creation of my hairstyle.

@realDonaldTrump: @stargazer_lili Here's a behind the scenes look on how I do it, but don't tell anyone. And it really does look amazing, by the way! http://time.com/3923297/donald-trump-hair-secret/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

@stargazer_lili: @realDonaldTrump Wow, Mr. Trump, you're a hairstyling wizard! Let's trade beauty tips over... TACOS? #sabotage #nahnotrly

@throbrozga: it seems like Trump has shown a sign of weakness by appearing at the bottom of #WOWAY

@realHeds: Finally in Manchester! Can @flybe help me with a Loganair flight operated for them back home to Glasgow?

@realHeds: That darn Titan Airways Boeing 767-300! Jetblasted me about a mile! OWWWW, THIS REALLY HURTS! HELP!