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Only while stuck in a closet with Vanna White.



Why does Al ride on a tour bus?
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.
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LadyKatia @ Oct 5 2004, 04:39 AM wrote: Why does Al ride on a tour bus?
He said, "I really like your snaggletooth necklace.
Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay.
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Like wow, I'm sorry, but we towed it away!"

What is it that makes Al's pants so groovy?
"Weird Al" has a charisma that's all his own. The awkward, the misshapen, the socially inept flock to his banner.
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Orthography Enthusiast @ Oct 5 2004, 01:18 AM wrote:

What is it that makes Al's pants so groovy?
Because he's wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream.



Why did Al lose on Jeopardy?
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LadyKatia @ Oct 5 2004, 01:52 AM wrote: Why did Al lose on Jeopardy?
He never showed up, because his horoscope said ...

"If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again."

What did he do while stuck in the house?
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He was wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon.




Where did he go when he finally left the house?
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He took his family to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

What form of transportation did they use to get there?
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...a solid gold Cadillac.




What fuel source did he use?
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Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.

When he finally got there, what did he do?
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He checked into his room and he turned down the A/C
and he turned on the SpectraVision


What movie was playing?
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Gandhi II.

And he was surprised to see who in the lead role?
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