World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted but he gets a ton of Jello dumped on him for no apparent reason.

I wish that In 3-D will come in the mail today

LN3K @ Aug 1 2008, 09:23 AM wrote: I wish that In 3-D will come in the mail today

Granted! It's the 8-track version.

I wish Al and Suzanne would have a son and name him Stephen.

granted, but he is like Stewie Griffin and plans to take over WoWAY.

I wish that 3 blueberries fit up my nose.

ranted!
But Al dosnt put them there.

I wish Al would name Stephen King of WOWAY.

JEDM @ Aug 1 2008, 05:59 PM wrote:
I wish Al would name Stephen King of WOWAY.

I don't quite understand the question, so... granted. He names Stephen King Stephen King.

I wish for Al to host a Sesame Street 40th anniversary special.

Granted, but he hosts it on November 10th, 2008 - one year early!
What, do you want to teach kids bad counting skills?!

I wish Al would host The Powerpuff Girls 10th Anniversary (And Two Months) Special in January 2009.

Granted!

Now he's a Powerpuff Girl forever.

I wish Al was a master of illusion.

Granted, but he only is good at his magic tricks when at night...with no lights on...and you're not looking...with a blindfold on.

I wish Al would sell out at The Illinois State Fair. and the guy who gave a smart-ass comment about him not selling enough would be punished somehow.

Granted!

Al sells out, but no one shows up. The guy who made that comment is forced to do nothing.

I wish Al would come back to the Tennessee State Fair...for fun.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Aug 4 2008, 12:33 AM wrote: I wish Al would sell out at The Illinois State Fair. and the guy who gave a smart-ass comment about him not selling enough would be punished somehow.

Granted, but the guy who made that comment's punishment is to run around naked in front of Al's fans, and we don't like what we see.

I wish for there to be a "Weird Al" Yankovic 30th anniversary special next year, celebrating Al's career since the release of My Balogna.