Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:46 pm

Granted!

But that takes up his time with his family and they hunt you down and murder you.

I wish Al put a stop to my corruption above.

Post by **bryce87** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:51 pm

Granted but then another Corruption occurs

I wish Al would make me a Twinky Weiner Sandwich.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:57 pm

granted, but you choke on it and Al gets blamed and sent to jail.

I wish my dog was a poodle

Post by **bryce87** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:01 pm

Granted but then he's the Governor of California and you don't see him often.

I wish I lived in Albuquerque.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:13 pm

granted, but some fat guy with only one nostril squishes you, then steals your snorkel.

I wish an uncorruptable wish

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:06 am

That would be impossible.

I wish for Al to watch the Olympics with me.

Post by **bryce87** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:05 pm

granted but you'll find yourself in the Olympics running in the marathon with a Scissor in your back.

I wish Al could make me see the positive side of life.

Post by **ludovica64** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:28 pm

Granted, but his idea of that is to wire you up to the positive electrode ... SHOCKING!!!

I wish Al was my best friend

Post by **bryce87** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:38 pm

granted but Harvey is Al's best friend.

I wish Al would perform a surgical operation on me.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:34 pm

Granted!

But you die on the OR table.

I wish Al would be inducted into thr Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year.