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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:46 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But that takes up his time with his family and they hunt you down and murder you.
I wish Al put a stop to my corruption above.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:51 pm
by bryce87
Granted but then another Corruption occurs
I wish Al would make me a Twinky Weiner Sandwich.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:57 pm
by polkafreak708
granted, but you choke on it and Al gets blamed and sent to jail.
I wish my dog was a poodle
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:01 pm
by bryce87
Granted but then he's the Governor of California and you don't see him often.
I wish I lived in Albuquerque.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:13 pm
by polkafreak708
granted, but some fat guy with only one nostril squishes you, then steals your snorkel.
I wish an uncorruptable wish
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:06 am
by JEDM
That would be impossible.
I wish for Al to watch the Olympics with me.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:05 pm
by bryce87
granted but you'll find yourself in the Olympics running in the marathon with a Scissor in your back.
I wish Al could make me see the positive side of life.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:28 pm
by ludovica64
Granted, but his idea of that is to wire you up to the positive electrode ... SHOCKING!!!
I wish Al was my best friend
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:38 pm
by bryce87
granted but Harvey is Al's best friend.
I wish Al would perform a surgical operation on me.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:34 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But you die on the OR table.
I wish Al would be inducted into thr Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year.