World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:54 pm**

Granted but his satellite dies right in the middle of the theme song.

I wish I could Meet Harvey?

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:01 am**

Granted, but then he chokes on some peanut butter pizza and you can't save him!

I wish I could get an Al hug!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:10 am**

granted, but he squeezes you so hard that you suffocate and DIE!!!!!!

I wish the same wish as her, AND I DON'T DIE AND NEITHER DOES AL!!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:12 am**

Granted!

But the earth explodes.

I wish Al was a ping pong champion.

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:15 am**

Granted, but Al gets so hungry one day while playing ping pong he mistakes a ping pong ball for mashed potatoes in the shape of a ball and chokes on it.

I wish...that Al would come back to my town for his next ALbum signing!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:08 am**

Granted! But you are out of town for it!!

I wish Al lived next door to me, and I didn't move, and neither did he!

Posted: **Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:34 am**

Granted!

But your parents move away, and you never see them again.

I wish Al was Indiana Jones.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:21 am**

Granted, but now Harrison Ford is a comedy musician, famed for his parodies, instead.

I wish we here at the WOHF Forum knew when the next Harrison Ford album was coming out.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:26 pm**

Granted!

But the answer, sadly, is never.

I wish that Harrison Ford would put out a new album soon...?

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:31 pm**

Granted! But he's not as good as Al.

I wish that Al would be the next Indy if Harrison retires from being Indy.

World of Weird Al Yankovic

Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0