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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:10 am
by LadyKatia
There's America's Funniest Home Videos...
If Al sent in his own video to them, what would he do?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:18 am
by Akrovak
he'd "slam (his) fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again."
But which video would probably win first prize?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:34 am
by drnick954
Biodome with Pauly shore.
What would win second
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:51 am
by LadyKatia
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Would Al be disappointed if he didn't win?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:17 am
by Akrovak
Now (his) scars are all healing, but (his) heart never will.
What should Al do to get "in a better place"?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:54 am
by LadyKatia
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
What should Al say to the Chevy dealer so he can get the best price on his new car?
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:14 pm
by samuraisumo
I want a pocket fisherman.
What kind of car does Al want?
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:01 am
by Orthography Enthusiast
samuraisumo @ Oct 13 2004, 11:14 AM wrote:
What kind of car does Al want?
He wants a new........
DUCK! 
Are there any good reasons Al shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel of a car?
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:07 am
by LadyKatia
(He's) a demon behind the wheel.
Thinks (he's) drivin' the Batmobile
How should Al get where he needs to go instead of driving?
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:37 pm
by Akrovak
now (he) crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town
Besides beating traffic, any other advantages to this mode of transportation?