World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:43 pm**

Wow, you have one messed up mind.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:45 pm**

In P@TLC, I used to think he said, "It won't cost you an oven lick".

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:04 am**

In "The Night Santa Went Crazy" I thought it said "Broke his back for some melted cookies" instead of "milk and cookies." I was like, "That's..creative.."

I would enjoy trying some melted cookies someday.

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:13 pm**

Big Spoon @ February 14, 2009 11:43 am wrote: Wow, you have one messed up mind.

Well, the biggest reason it connected with me for so long was that I remember the whole thing about the goat loving in Jerry Springer...gotta admit it is quite suspicious...

Posted: **Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:26 pm**

on the end of the weird al show theme song i thought he said drive here drive here but i found out its yeah yeah

Posted: **Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:12 pm**

So I'm giving up, dog porno

Don Pardo is hilarious on SNL.

His best line (in an episode not aired in Iowa*): "This is Don Pardo saying, 'suck it, Des Moines!'"

*Al Sharpton hosted while in the presidential race, and they thought it would break "equal time laws."

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:28 pm**

DonnaNoble @ June 16, 2008 10:08 pm wrote: Until today, I swore it was "She loves his brooding angst and his WALL EYED stare"

I asked my mom if Eddie Vedder was wall eyed, she said no, so I got curious...

I AlWAYS THOUGHT THAT TOO! I just figured out the real words............................................................................. when I saw this post. I feel kinda silly!

I am usually really good at his song lyrics, most every song is permanantly trapped in my mind. I have a 10 year old neighbor that I have to babysit a lot, and she likes Al, but she couldn't get the lyrics right if her life depended on it. You can imagine how frusturated I get when she butchers "Like a Surgeon"

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:07 am**

At first in WBUL I thought he was saying, "Are you picking up the subtle in your window here?" which makes absolutely no sense.

Posted: **Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:18 am**

In IAATP, it sounded to me like he said, "Your mother pours milk when you try to send a fax." When I first heard that, I was like, "What's that supposed to mean??"

Posted: **Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:33 am**

in SLN i thought when al said: well it sure beats raising cattle i thought he said raisin kettle, and i thought that was a band

World of Weird Al Yankovic

Misheard Lyrics