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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:57 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But now it's rescheduled for Christmas Day.
I wish Al would drill a hole to the center of the earth.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:33 am
by Shelhasrocketdogshoes
Granted!
But he gets 3rd degree burns.
I wish I was at an Al concert right now.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:35 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but you're there a day early and Al isn't there yet.
I wish that Al would do a polka-style cover of "1985" by Bowling For Soup.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:17 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But it's only 27 seconds long.
I wish Al would never do "da cha cha".
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:02 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but then his tiny nipples can't go France.
(Yay Bruce Almighty reference!)
I wish that Al could turn back time and make the Michigan Football team win all of their games this year.
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:31 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But he makes Brett Farve un-retire.
I wish Al knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:32 am
by Bruce the Duck
Granted, but the woodchuck chucked him while he was counting.
I wish this forum had some decent games like it used to.
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:33 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But then they all get locked for losing their creativity.
I wish I knew what Al was thinking.
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:18 am
by AlejandraDD
Granted. But in return, he gets to know what *you're* thinking about, and he doesn't like it at all!
I wish Al would give me a hug.
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:23 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But then Suzanne thinks you're Al's mistress.
I wish Al would release the polka for his next album as soon as he completes it.