World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but he holds it for just a little too long, long enough to make the biggest Al fans uncomfortable...and you don't like him anymore.

I wish that Al could come to my college and perform a free concert that I get to see from the front row.

Granted!

But the concert is only 27 minutes long.

I wish Al would write an autobiography.

Granted, but it's only 27 words long.

I wish that Al would do a parody of Blink 182 and released it on the new album.

Granted!

But it's a parody of one of their lesser known songs.

I wish Al would make an album of only parodies.

Granted, but they are only parodies of songs from the 1920's.

I wish that Al would put my band, The Sporksters, on his new album under the "Thanks" page.

Granted!

But it's in very, very, very tiny print.

I wish Al would find a cure for the common cold.

Granted, but he stops being a musician and becomes a doctor, and we never get any more music!

I wish that Al became a doctor AND still carried on being a musician.

Granted, but he loses all his musical talent, so his music is pretty horrible.

I wish Al would email me.

granted, but its a spam message about nostril surgery

i wish al had 27 eyes

Granted, but in addition to the two eyes he already had LASIK surgery on, he now has to wear a weird 25 eye pair of glasses.

I wish that Al could come visit me.