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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:09 pm
by barglenawdlezouzman
granted, but he says your house is messy and leaves in disgust

i wish al could fly

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:45 pm
by JEDM
Granted!

But he flies into a burning building.

I wish Al would have a cameo in an upcoming film.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:48 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted...but the film is Saw 6 and he dies within the first 10 seconds in a messy way.

I wish that Al could write a paper on procrastination for me.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:50 am
by JEDM
Granted!

But he doesn't write the paper since he was procrastinating himself.

I wish Al was a genie with unlimited wishes.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:51 am
by AlejandraDD
Ah... too late

:hamsters:

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:33 am
by barglenawdlezouzman
JEDM @ November 03, 2008 12:50 am wrote: Granted!

But he doesn't write the paper since he was procrastinating himself.

I wish Al was a genie with unlimited wishes.
granted but they all have to do with your toenail length

i wish i was al

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:41 am
by bryce87
Granted may I officially tell you that you are now Al Gore. Congrats.

I wish Weird al would release bonus parody's on iTunes.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:04 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but they aren't Al's songs because they apparently belong to Parody...(parody's).

I wish that Al could tell me who wins the election tonight.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:53 am
by AlejandraDD
Granted, but he only told you after you've heard it on TV, so it wasn't news after all.

I wish Al would do a photoshoot for Playgirl magazine.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:28 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but only one girl sees it...and it's not you.

I wish that Al would run for President in 2012.