World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted! But he gets beat out by Sarah Palin. (That's a good corruption, yes?)

I wish Al would never run for political office.

Granted, but because he doesn't Richard Simmons does and wins.


I wish that Al would go on Whose Line Is It Anyway. (and that the show wasn't cancelled)

Granted, but the show only lasts long enough for Al to walk out on stage and then it gets cancelled again.


I wish Al was touring right now so I could see him in concert!

Granted, but he's only touring in different rooms in his house...so you can't see him anyway.

I wish that Al could go to my drawing class for me.

Granted!

But he draws a simple stick figure and you fail the class.

I wish Al would never become part of a Peruvian Flute Band.

Granted, but he becomes part of an Indian nose flute band.

I wish Al would never run out of ideas for sadistically twisted songs.

Granted!

But they all aren't as clever as "Good Old Days".

I wish Al would never run out of ideas for food related songs.

Granted, but they are all about brussel sprouts.

I wish TBiTB mystery website project would be revealed.

Granted!

But it's about global warming...

I wish Al take me to the Mall of America.

Granted! but you stand up on the roller coaster at Camp Snoopy and...well you know the rest!

I wish AlFest was closer to the midwest!