World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted!

But it's so far out in the middle of nowhere that you get lost and never find your way home.

I wish Al made an appearence at AlFest.

Granted! But you get trampled by Al gals and have to go to the hospital and miss the whole thing.

I wish I had the White and Nerdy hoodie.

Granted, I give you mine, but now I don't have one and I go into a deep state of depression.

I wish that Al would go on the Bob and Tom Show again.

Granted!

But you miss the show.

I wish Al would have his own cereal.

granted,but its called al-os and al ends up being sued for using the word
"o"

i wish al could do a speech at my school

Granted!

But it's a speech about uvulas, and everyone gets bored, and throws things at Al.

I wish Al did a 2 disc album with one disc of parodies and one disc of originals.

Granted, but due to problems with the record lable they only release two...in Japan.

I wish I had hair like Al's

Granted!

But your parents don't like it and they cut it while you sleep.

I wish Al would run for President.

Granted, but he picks Ruben as his running mate and gets exiled from the US.

I wish there was more leaked information about Al's new CD

Granted!

But it turns out to be fake information.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go into the future and bring back Al's next CD.