World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted!

But then you REALLY DO catch a cold, the flu, malaria, the west nile virus and bird flu.

I wish Al would warm it up outside. *brrrrrrr*

Stocking up on vitamin C and getting the flu shot as we speak
^Granted, but his method includes a large amount of beans and the air doesn't clear for weeks!

I wish Al and TBiTB could come play at my job for talent night!

Granted!

But they get booed off the stage.

I wish Al would sing "Cheese" from TWAS in concert.

granted, but it runs into technical difficulties and ends up never played again
i wish people would stop blaming al for cruel parodies

Granted, but now they start complaining that he does parodies at all

I wish Al would parody Three Days Grace

Granted!

But it's another You're Pitiful.

I wish Al would finally get to do a Prince parody.

granted, but prince later gives a speech about how horrible al is.

i wish al would star in the greatest movie ever

Granted!

But Raiders of the Lost Ark has already been made.

I wish Al was a video game character.

granted, but he already is

i wish al could be on mtv`s cribs

Granted, but you miss all the airings.

I wish that Al could come to my marching band concert on Friday.