World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted!

But his co-stars are The Jonas Brothers.

I wish Al wrote a song about pears.

Granted, but he hates pears... so... yeah.

I wish Al wrote a song about about the Mandelbrot Set.

Granted, but it is a concert only version that only gets played once...in Alaska

I wish gas proces would stay this low until next summer so I could go to AlFest

Granted, but food prices go up, and you need to sell your car to eat.

I wish Al would create his own line of Hawaiian shirts and sell them online.

Granted, but the only size available is XXXXXXL, so you can't fit into them.

I wish that Al could come see our marching band concert tonight.

Granted, but people keep trying to give him lame ideas for parodies so he beats it out of there.

I wish I really was a close personal friend of Al

granted, but you fight and eventualy lose your friend

i wish people wouldn`t refuse al`s parodies

Granted, but now the Prince jokes must cease and THAT can't happen

I wish we knew what songs would be in Al's next tour

Granted, but then he changes them before he goes on tour.

I wish that Al could have Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family.

Granted. But he wears the turkey as a hat, and everyone's left without anything to eat.

I wish Al would post on this forum.