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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:46 am
by LadyKatia
She likes to lap dance
Does she earn a good living at this?
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:57 am
by Akrovak
Not really ...
her daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
her mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
How did it come to be that a queen would live like this?
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:06 pm
by Elvis
(She) correctly guess(ed) the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.
How many molecules are in Leonard Nimoy's butt?
Dave
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:30 pm
by LadyKatia
Enough to cover up that hole in the wall
Why would you want to cover a hole with molecules from Leonard Nimoy's butt?
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:10 pm
by algonacchick
(Because) everything you know is wrong!
What other strange things are going on at Al's house?
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:02 pm
by Akrovak
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar,
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on (his) front lawn,
and
There's a guy in the hot tub, (he) don't know who.
If Al wanted to escape all of this, what would he do?
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:54 pm
by samuraisumo
He goes to a place...called aaaaaaalbuquerque.
Does he have any relatives over there?
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:19 am
by LadyKatia
Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
Would they be happy if Al dropped in for a surprise visit?
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:39 am
by Akrovak
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
What would they offer him to snack on while visiting?
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:12 am
by samuraisumo
the white stuff.
What does he like to wash it down with?