World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted...but when you get married your husband makes you store them in an offsite storage facility that burns to the ground!

I wish I could see Al walking down the street when I go on vacation!

Granted!

But he walks into a pit of snakes.

I wish Al would release a new single next year.

granted but its worse than SI

i wish al would never retire

Granted, but his pace maker keep interferring with the sound equipment and his oxygen tank keeps tripping him up when he does White and Nerdy!

I wish Al could solve all of lifes problems...

Granted, but he solves them by making the world explode.

I wish Al came up with his own brand of cereal.

Granted, but they're called Al-o's and then he is sued by Cheerios for using their suffix, -o's.

I wish that Al could make my Christmas Break come a lot faster.

granted but he makes summer come way slower

i wish al had a mansion

Granted, but it's only big enough for Nina to live in.

I wish that Al would join my new band I'm forming.

granted but he makes serious music

i wish al`s next single would be a polka medley

Granted!

But it's full of Jonas Brothers songs.

I wish Al would release a new single as a Christmas gift for his fans.