Needless to say, it’s really difficult to choose either of you because you both have been terrific all season.
I had no idea what kind of response I would get when I announced this game show, and I am absolutely thrilled by the effort put forth by all of these contestants, but particularly you two. You both put up a hell of a fight. And so did Well, Well, Well, by the way. Let’s not forget the ideas he brought to this campaign, and I hope the new president will reach out to him for help.

I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.