Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **Wizzerkat** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:12 am

Granted!

But the gift is a box of starving crazed weasels

I wish Al would give a free concert at my kid's high school

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:13 am

Granted!

But your kids are sick that day.

I wish Al and his family a very Merry Christmas!

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:37 am

granted but next year you have a terrible christmas and new year
i wish al would write a song about lots of movies.

Post by **JEDM** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:59 am

Granted!

But it sucks.

I wish Al would release his next album on any Tuesday of next year that fell on the twenty seventh.

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:50 am

granted but its a soundtrack for the new star trek movie
i wish al was in a garfield comic strip

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:17 am

Granted!

But he gets punted off the table!

I wish I owned more Al stuff!

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:42 pm

granted. but it's all seconhand, broken junk.

i wish Al would come perform at my house, for me and my friends.

edit: actually, weirdalrocks, in a recent garfeild strip, garfeild opens a present, and it's a shirt that says "i <3 polka!"

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:27 am

Granted!

But he performs his worst song ever.

I wish Al would have a line of Hawaiian shirts.

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:29 am

Granted! But they're made of solid gold, and you can't afford them.

I wish there really was Weird Al edible underwear!

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:23 am

granted but smells like trash
i wish al knew my e-mail adress