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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:12 am
by Wizzerkat
Granted!
But the gift is a box of starving crazed weasels
I wish Al would give a free concert at my kid's high school
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:13 am
by BabyBoolie27
Granted!
But your kids are sick that day.
I wish Al and his family a very Merry Christmas!
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:37 am
by weirdalrocks
granted but next year you have a terrible christmas and new year
i wish al would write a song about lots of movies.
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:59 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But it sucks.
I wish Al would release his next album on any Tuesday of next year that fell on the twenty seventh.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:50 am
by weirdalrocks
granted but its a soundtrack for the new star trek movie
i wish al was in a garfield comic strip
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:17 am
by BabyBoolie27
Granted!
But he gets punted off the table!
I wish I owned more Al stuff!
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:42 pm
by sataneatscheezwhiz
granted. but it's all seconhand, broken junk.
i wish Al would come perform at my house, for me and my friends.
edit: actually, weirdalrocks, in a recent garfeild strip, garfeild opens a present, and it's a shirt that says "i <3 polka!"
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:27 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But he performs his worst song ever.
I wish Al would have a line of Hawaiian shirts.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:29 am
by AlejandraDD
Granted! But they're made of solid gold, and you can't afford them.
I wish there really was Weird Al edible underwear!
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:23 am
by weirdalrocks
granted but smells like trash
i wish al knew my e-mail adress