World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:38 am**

Granted, but they throw knives at you

I wish Al would adopt me

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:42 am**

Granted!

But he finds out your WOWAY screenname and smartly give you back.

I wish Al would win an Oscar.

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:58 am**

granted but it is oscar the grouch

i wish there will be a song called nina ate paste and suzanne got pregnant again

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:01 am**

granted bad you get chased by some angry fans
i wish al was on futurama

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:04 am**

Granted, but he has one eye and cleavage

I wish Al was on The Simpsons again.

Posted: **Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:18 am**

granted, but he voices another charecter who is only there for 3 seconds

i wish i had ALbum 13 right now

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:35 am**

granted, but there's only 1 song on it, since only WYL has been released.

i wish Al would come play "happy birthday" at my party next month.

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:26 am**

Granted, but he comes when you're in the bathroom.

I wish Al would go snowmobiling with me.

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:48 am**

Granted!

But the cold wrecks his voice and he can't sing for a year

I wish my phone would play Al ringbacks

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:56 am**

Granted, but you call yourself so much just to hear it that you tie up the line and Al can't get through!

I wish that Al would make a personally ringtone for me.

Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0