World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but they are crappy picture compilations like on Youtube.


I wish I could be in the next AL-TV.

Granted, but you get killed.

I wish ALbum 13 came out tomorrow, completed.

Granted!

But you don't get a copy.

I wish VH1 aired Al-Tv once a month.

Granted, but the video and audio quality is insanely horrible.


I wish that spartan wouldn't have me die in his responses.

Granted!

But now you die in my responses.

I wish Al would release the polka for the next album next week.

Granted, he forgot to add the accordion part.

I wish JEDM would tell me if JEDM stands for anything.

Granted, but you are disappointed to hear that they're just his initials.

I wish that Al would be an active member of the forum.

Granted!

But he's invisible, and you can't see what topics he's viewing and only posts as often as Bermuda does.

I wish that Al would star in his own racing game for the Nintendo Wii.

granted but darryl hall is in that game *shudders*
i wish al there was a book about al (like a story about him)

Granted!

But it's titled "Al versus the Angry Gorilla" and Al loses.

I wish more people would see Al as just an artist and not just a "comedy artist"