1) WHITE & NERDY - Great Lead Off Parody. Great Lyrics. Ridin' was a good choice, got plenty of air-play and Pop enough to parody. I Felt let down when i found out it wasn't a full-length parody. I like Bob Rivers, but the thing that always got me is when he cut the song short. I'm guessing Al wanted to produce this song and it's video quickly, and he wanted to make sure it got airplay so he put it into a shorter format.. personally i feel the way it flows so fast, altho the original is about 6 minutes long, it doesn't feel like it.. I wish he did a third verse, so i'm not giving it a full 10 out of protest.. 8.5 / 10
2) PANCREAS - Quirky style parody of Brian Wilson. I like it. Everything You Know is Wrong was obviously a They Might Be Giants Style Parody, but lyrically Pancreas is more like TMBG's style than EYKIW. It's as if TMBG wrote a the lyrics, Brian Wilson wrote the music, and Frank Zappa sung it. 8 / 10
3) CANADIAN IDIOT - Good parody. To me it's like Pretty Fly for a Rabbi, and Taco Grande.. there's just some material that comedians love to cover, and this song gave Al the oppurtunity to write a song full of tongue-in-cheek Canadian jokes.. which is fitting since he has toured there and MuchMusic was kind to him. but i agree what i've read on this forum previously--there's something different musically keeping it from being a dead-on parody.. I also thought with the all the success Green Day had that Al would give us a two for one parody where he covered more than one song within the parody. 7 / 10
4) I'LL SUE YA - Awesome song. I'll riot if this song isn't played live. This is my new favorite original by Al. Funniest lyrics, but this song would be great even if the lyrics were serious. 10/10
5) POLKARAMA! - Like the non-themed polkas recently, the polka seems like it's missing something at first. But after a couple listens, with the sound turned up i like it much more. I just wish he visited the songs a little longer. It seems to be ending just when it got started. I like the Gold Digger part, i think it was the big hit that if it didn't get the parody treatment it deserves to close the polka. It also got the cool finger-snapping break down too tho (like Hot Blooded in Polkas on 45 or Last Nite in Angry White Boy Polka) and that part is usually near the middle.. so it throws me-- I expect it to be the climax of the polka, leading to other songs-- but instead it's the end of the polka and the song's over already? 7 / 10
6) VIRUS ALERT - Cool 80's retro song. Fun lyrics. Not mainstream, but i like this style. It reminds me a lot of Calling All Girls, a video all used to play quite a bit on ALtv. I can see why people compare it reminds them of Styx. 7 / 10
7) CONFESSIONS III - there's rumors of an Usher parody, and i'm 98% sure it's Yeah. I can't even think of others it might be. If you mention other Usher songs i might recall having heard them once or twice.. but i never heard this original, so it's lost on me. It's funny enough to stand on it's own, but it goes in between being outrageous (peeing in the sink, and hockey stick) but goes to the mundane (faking sickness to skip a picnic) Maybe couples can relate to the mundane, but the spoken verse needed more punch. And a couple of questions: returning a shirt for store credit, isn't that something only a girl would do? And why? please tell me why would someone lie about knowing Pauly Shore to get a girl? isn't that something you should hide? (I guess that's what made it funny to Al) 6.5 / 10

WEASEL STOMPING DAY - a perfect style parody of late 60's christmas songs, the kind that accompany stop motion animation, making Robot Chicken a perfect match for it. I actually think the fact that it stands out oddly makes it good transition song for a comedy album just to break up things a bit. To the would-be PETA members in this forum, you don't like this song? well were you when Al was suggesting Aquarians whack-a-mole 17 hours a day?! The game only promotes violence on vermin. I caught my 8yo nephew out in the backyard with a hammer chasing a chipmunk after i took him to chucky cheese for his birthday. No telling what he'll do if he ever heard this song. 8 / 10
9) CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR - You want some Cake?! a great style parody. More cool than funny, but i still like it. Would be my favorite, but I'll Sue Ya is. This song is, well, oh do you really want me to say it?.. 9.9 / 10
10) DO I CREEP YOU OUT - Unfortunately, this parody is about as forgettable as the original. I'm sure there's a lot of Taylor Hicks fans that would even agree, Hicks is good, but Do I Make You Proud wasn't a great song. for those out there, Why do you keep saying this is the replacement parody for YP?! YP was to be the lead off parody, W&N is the replacement for YP. This was a last minute throw in. My guess it Al asked around to see who he could get permission from and this song probably has a story behind it much like Toothless People. I think it's a lousy choice for a parody. it may have hit high on the charts, but only because of American Idol nuts who downloaded it.. This song is right down there with A Moment Like This, but a least that got some airplay. The production value is great, but it's way too short.. and he skipped a verse?! why?! I wonder if it's because of time restraint. There's not enough jokes in it, and needed to evolve a bit. 5 / 10
11) TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE-THRU - while i don't think the original was played enough to be make it a target, the notoriety i admit did. The only reason i know of Closet is because of the parodies already made of it (Jimmy Kimmel, Mad TV, and South Park) from a fan's perspective i think it was a given. How do you follow up an epic style parody of a comedy legend, seeing that it followed an epic style parody of underground artist..> write an epic parody. This song is good musically, and the story is told in a very funny way, mirroring the style of the original and everyday dialogue. Hopefully he follows this song with an epic polka next album. 8 / 10
12) DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG - I like it. I think it lost all of it's punch tho. Al's response to critics on his Myspace Blog is funnier than the song itself. the production value is great, but i only like it. Basically because the style of it isn't something i prefer. 6.5 / 10
Overall, I like the new album a lot, but it's the originals that save it for me. They are much better than the parodies. He obviously put a lot of work into producing them. I expect more out of the parodies tho, especially when i have to wait 3 years for a new album. Like i said, i hate when the parodies are shorter than the originals. And i want to hear parodies of popular overplayed songs. You're Pitiful was a perfect choice. Confessions? No. Yeah, would be a definate Yes. Al did a Rolling Stone article citing "lame" parody choices he passed on. I can't remember them right now, but they were all better than Do I Creep You Out. And this was a last minute throw in? Well I think i would have been more peeved if he released an album with only four parodies on it. He had three years.
Al has a wife and kid now, and he's at a point where he can do what he wants, which is great. I am honestly happy for him... but the backlash is that people expect more and he'll get criticized when he releases a song about a topic that's already been covered several years ago.
- Sam