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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:22 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But they're used and scratched up.
I wish I owned the Headline News single with both Headline News & Christmas at Ground Zero (Alternate Mix).
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:15 am
by Wizzerkat
Granted!
But they are are stolen before you can listen to them.
I wish Al would do my laundry
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:44 pm
by sataneatscheezwhiz
granted, but he does it in the dark, uses the wrong kind of recommended bleach, and when the wash is done your clothes are all discolored.
i wish Al would make Greatest Hits III.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:55 pm
by weirdalrocks
granted but theres no white and nerdy on this greatest hits album
i wish al sold twinkie wiener sandwiches at stores
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:12 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But they're taken off the shelves because they've become the most recent food item to be contaminated with salmonella.
I wish Al would would tell us at least one artist he's even considering to include into the next polka.
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:17 pm
by sataneatscheezwhiz
granted, but then he has to kill us.
i wish Al would teach me how to play accordion.
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:10 am
by Corey
Granted, but he reveals that he wasn't the one playing.
I wish Al sent me every song from ALbum 13 over email, and they are all completed with great sound quality.
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:44 am
by sataneatscheezwhiz
granted, but somebody hacks your account and deletes the email.
i wish Al would help me with my science report.
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:46 am
by Mashed Potato
Granted, but he writes it in such a technical manner that your teacher calls it plagiarism and fails you.
I wish Al could be my BFF
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:29 am
by Wizzerkat
Granted, but the next day he dumps you for Paris Hilton.
I wish Al would tell my employer to make my vacation a week longer.