World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but its when you are at work and you get fired.

I wish Philo didn't leave to planet Zarkon.

Granted!

But now you must go in his place.

I wish Al would teach me something about architecture.

Granted, but its how to make a gallows and he uses you to test it.

I wish I had all the episodes of the Weird Al Show

granted, but you lose it

i wish al would send me a present next christmas

Granted, but it's a sock that he found in a dumpster.

I wish that I had a wish.

granted but thats not al related :@*


i wish i had weird al toenail clippers

Granted! But they break the first time you use them.

I wish Al would take me to the movies.

granted! but its the worst movie ever, and al spends half the time in the washroom.

i wish al never had to use the washroom

granted but that wish is so obscence i can't give bad news
i wish i had a cameo in one of al's songs

Granted, but you are only there for a millionth of a second and nobody notices you.

I wish I had a major part in Al's next music video.