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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:32 pm
by AlejandraDD
I wish I could be killed by Al
Granted! But you go to hell, and there's nothing but sauerkraut in there to eat.
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I wish Al would translate Al's Brain into Spanish, so we can have it in my town.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:05 pm
by L285
Granted but he accidentally translates it into Serbo-Croat
I wish I had a head (It is Al related)
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:54 am
by JEDM
Granted!
But then you're banned from the forum.
I wish Al would start his concerts with something other than the polka on the next tour.
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:11 pm
by L285
Granted, he starts it with CABLE TV
I wish that I knew what Al had for christmas
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:15 pm
by Wizzerkat
Granted! But Al doesn't get any Xmas presents next year.
I wish Al would do my jury duty for me.
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:06 pm
by AlejandraDD
Granted! But he sends an innocent man to the chair, and you feel guilty for the rest of your life!
I wish Al would get me a glass of water
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:32 pm
by L285
Granted but you suffocate to death on it
I wish Al had 12 digits on his hands
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:41 am
by Killingsworth
Granted!
...but he is never able to play accordion again
I wish Al would play the Univversity of Colorado on the next tour...
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:29 am
by Wizzerkat
Granted!
But he has such a bad experience he decides never to play any college town again.
I wish Al were a relative of mine.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:42 am
by L285
Granted, but he's you're mother
I wish Al was the Dali Lama