World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted!

But you don't get to see one of the concerts.


I wish Al let the fans give input on each tours setlist.

Granted but we get so excited we tell him just to play Harvey the Wonder Hamster over and over again

I wish Al manages to get a number one album/single by the time he retires in his old age through a decent parody

Granted. But he'll still be known as "The 'Eat It' Guy"

I wish that Al would do a song about Doctor Who.

Granted but it turns out to be his worst song

I wish I was Al's lawyer

Granted!

But you lose the case in which you were defending Al, and he goes to jail.

I wish did another "TWAS", but in the way that he wanted to do it.

Granted but it only gets aired in Grande Bretagne

I wish Al was the President of the United States of America

Granted!

But now he has no more time for albums and tours.

I wish Al stopped a terrorist plot.

Granted but he dies in his valiant attempt

I wish Jim had never grown his hair (He looked pretentious with long hair)

L285 @ July 23, 2009 11:56 am wrote: Granted but she kills herself mid-concert

Hmm...someone doesn't know who Alice Cooper is. Alice Cooper would NEVER kill HERSELF mid-concert...who thinks of that?

Granted, but then Al is forced to stick with his "Unplugged" short hair look.

I wish that Al would make a guest appearance at the P.U.S.A. concert I'm going to next weekend.

I was mistaking him for someone else, wasn't he in Wayne's World?

He does, but the actual band doesn't turn up

I wish Al murdered Miley Cyrus