World of Weird Al Yankovic

WAKKA WAKKA DOO DOO YEAH! @ Oct 10 2007, 11:37 PM wrote:
I wish that Al would yell at me during one of his songs at the concert for no reason...yeah...

Granted, but then the critic at the show gives him a bad review, and makes "sucks" the secret word.

I wish Al hosted a game show that is more like a parody of regular game shows.

Granted!

But one of the booms falls on his head during the taping of it...I guess that's why they call it a boom.

I wish that Al would sing a teaser Albuquerque before the real one at my concert that goes something like "Albuquerque is a turkey that I knew once, his name was also Bob, but everyone called him Albuquerque. One day he said to me..." and then went into the real song...

Granted, but in honor of his Albuquerque turkey, he gobbles the rest of the song.

I wish Al would go on a concert tour next year.

Granted!!

But he doesn't sing "White & Nerdy"

I wish Al would do a world tour

Granted!!

But there's a war going on in some forgein country, and he gets very hurt...

I wish that Al would do a theme parks only tour.

WAKKA WAKKA DOO DOO YEAH! @ Oct 11 2007, 03:19 AM wrote:
I wish that Al would do a theme parks only tour.

Granted, but then Captain Hook assassinates him when he gets to Disneyland, after backfired attempts by Yosimite Sam at Six Flags.

I wish that Al would give me power.

Granted!

He gives you the power to grant THREE WISHES all for him.

I wish that Al would go on a TV show

Granted!!

But it's "The View"!!!

I wish Al would never be on "The View"

JEDM @ Oct 11 2007, 07:39 PM wrote: I wish Al would never be on "The View"

Granted, but the space-time continuim is now disrupted.

I wish that Al would body slam a bus driver.

Granted, but its the bus driver driving the tour bus. And because Al wins, Al has to walk from concert to concert.

I wish Al would make a second concert DVD.