World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but it's Stephen Lynch, the politician, and not Stephen Lynch, the musician, and the song is just...terrible.

I wish Al himself would compliment me for the great work I did bumping this thread.

Granted. But you go deaf and blind so you never know he did.

I wish Al was cloned multiple times with the same personality and memories and was able to spend more time with fans on a one to one level.

Granted, but they are all extremely depressed and resent prototype Al because they all want to live with Suzanne and Nina, which is out of question, of course.
This was easy, because cloning with memories is asking for a disaster to happen

I wish the was Al concert in Lithuania.

Granted. This concert is performed in Lithuania, but spontaneously, as Al is in an airplane flying over the country at 30,000 feet en route to a country where there are more than just four fans in the entire nation, so only the passengers on board hear it.

I wish Al would move his vacation living home from Maui over to Big Island so I'd feel less creepy when I just "happen" to regularly bump into him during his visits.

=P

QuantumError wrote:
I wish Al would move his vacation living home from Maui over to Big Island so I'd feel less creepy when I just "happen" to regularly bump into him during his visits.

Granted, but he places a restraining order on you anyway.

I wish Al was a superhero so we could refer to him and TBITB as The ALvengers.

Granted, but Al and the band are now involved in a lawsuit with Marvel.

I wish Al would release two new parody singles and performs them on the next tour.

Killingsworth wrote:Granted, but Al and the band are now involved in a lawsuit with Marvel.

I wish Al would release two new parody singles and performs them on the next tour.

Granted, but the songs are worse than all the YouTube parodies combined.

I wish that Al would perform Mission Statement live with no backing tracks.

Granted, but due to copyright problems Lady Gaga's manager sues you claiming it sounds like Born This Way.

I wish Weird Al would write a parody of an AC/DC song.

Granted, but you die in a twelve-car pileup on the Highway to Hell before you ever get to hear it.

I wish they hadn't interrupted The Simpsons with news on the earthquake in Peru so Al could have properly enjoyed the episode.