World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but he sings incredibly off-key and embarrasses you.

I wish Al posted on this forum.

Granted, but he only makes it up to the "newbie" rank.

I wish I could have Al sign my mop.

Granted, but it gets stolen by R J.

I wish I could meet Al.

Granted, but the line gets cut off before you reach the front.

I wish Al could parody one of my original songs.

Granted, but he hen decides that his version is stupid and doesn't publish it.

I wish Al would dedicate one of his books to me.

Granted, but the book flops and goes out of print in the first day.

I wish my sister liked Al.

Granted, but she becomes a completely crazy fanatic, and she leaves your family in order to stalk Al across the country

I wish Al got a role of a superhero in a big blockbuster movie

Granted, but he plays Wonder Woman , and that's just creepy.

I wish I could go to another concert this tour.

Granted, but it's an outside show in the middle of winter.

I wish Al would give me the WBUL treatment at one of the shows I go to.

Granted, but he says the you must fallen from heaven... line to you and it hurts your feelings.

I wish Al was my neighbor.