World of Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I'm in a Christian school, so that means virtually no violence, and no "hell or "crap".

Well, then don't use Nature Trail to Hell or I Remember Larry.

I'd use Your Horoscope for Today if I were you.

Christians can't say "crap?"

Well, if "I want it that way" is available on karaoke and you say "stuff" instead, you could do eBay.

A Complicated Song.

Christians can't say "crap?"

Well, it is frowned apon. And my school is from grades K-12, so I have to be a good example.

I'm performing "It's All About the Pentiums" (copied the video, but no silver suit) in my school's talent show in a few weeks. It was so cool, because when I was auditioning for it last week, there were a lot of students kind of hanging around by the stage, and when the song played and I was doing the dancing and stuff, they really got into it, like watching me and smiling and even clapping along and stuff! Wish me luck!

Sometimes when my band plays and we play Taxman, we sometimes sing Pacman instead.

There was an open-mic night thing at the library a few weeks ago. I did A Complicated Song. As well as "Mrs. Claus" and "Depressing Rock Song" by Bob Ricci.

Last night at my college there was an event named Lip or live. You could either lip sync or do something live. I choose to do Amish Paridice. I had on black capri pants, black shirt, black over coat, brown hat and brown shoes. I was nervous but it was alot of fun. I ended it by turning on a lighter and having the lights slowly fade in.

OMG just did IAATP last night at my talent show, and what can I say, OMG!!! there was this singer on before me and thy had her standing right in front of the closed curtain, so I was preset right in back of the curtain. then i heard the audience applaud her and the announcer (a teacher, but a funny one) intro me, and it was something like "hey, um...any computer geeks out there? (*people shouting*) ok...well this next act is...wow,...well you just have to see it to believe it. Here is It's All About the Pentiums..." he probably said my name, but I can't remember. the curtain opened and I was standing there, head down and hands folded like Al does @ the beginning of the AP video, then the song started. I was strutting all around the atge, and most of hte audinece stood up and starting clapping and cheering "yeah! woo! go steph!" thenthe big finish came. I was jumping as high as Al does during yoda during the "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" then the "nine to dive, chillin' @ hewlett packard, WHAT?!!" and I took my glasses off and gave the audience that caulk-eyebrowed Al stare and they just went wild (I couldn't see the audience becasue they were in the dark, but someone told me later) and I think I got a standing ovation. OMG! and then at least 227 people that probably never knew I existed before last night came up to me today saying like "omg you rock! you were the best! mr. sonny (the announcer) said you were the best act in the whole show!!" wow. now i just gotta figure out which song I should do to top my self next year...