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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:37 am
by Akrovak
What a crummy (date) this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
What happened on the date that caused the downward spiral?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:30 am
by LadyKatia
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
(He) said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
How did the poor Jedi console himself after the breakup?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:36 am
by Akrovak
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
After he ridded himself of the pain and heartbreak, what did the Jedi do next?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:48 am
by LadyKatia
Spend all day in (his) underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
Is this something the Jedi Council would approve of?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:58 am
by Akrovak
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see (him), they just come unglued
What was so special about this Jedi?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:08 am
by LadyKatia
He really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich.
What other special skills does he have?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:15 pm
by Elvis
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Why did he need to be so heavily armed?
Dave
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:25 am
by LadyKatia
Things just haven't been the same,
Since the flying saucers came.
Now the aliens are on the loose.
Would the heavily armed Jedi be able to protect Al from any surprise attacks?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:54 am
by LadyKatia
Anyone?
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:02 am
by Akrovak
Nah, they would all ...
... die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey
Isn't that the biggest bummer you've ever heard?