World of Weird Al Yankovic

@realDonaldTrump: Night one of #WOWAYApprentice was a huge ratings success. #1 in all markets. Both teams did well but many are also praising my hosting job.

@realDonaldTrump: People say I love to fire people. It's not true! I hate it! Especially on the first challenge. #TeamPobeda has a lot of truly great players!

@realDonaldTrump: Some losers claiming Ivanka unlocked the threads before I posted asking her to. Check timestamps! I posted at 10:01. Ivanka posted at 10:02.

@realDonaldTrump: I always give benefit of doubt. That said, many reportedly saw @Abbeybunny online on #WOWAY today tho she did not reply to my latest post.

@realBullMoose: Finally woke up after 16 hours of sleep. Boardroom last night was draining! #congratsGroovy

@realDonaldTrump: Momentum building for #WOWAYApprentice after first episode received enormous ratings. Huge article on front page of @nytimes this morning!

@realDonaldTrump Did you see that a woman saw your face in her tub of butter?! It's like you're Jesus or something!

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Wizzerkat wrote:@realDonaldTrump Did you see that a woman saw your face in her tub of butter?! It's like you're Jesus or something!

@realDonaldTrump: @Wizzerkat Many have compared me to Jesus, but he was not a very smart businessman. I would never allow a traitor inside my organization!

@realDonaldTrump Certainly CNN has misquoted you!

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@realDonaldTrump: @Wizzerkat No, I meant what I said. I am literally killing everyone. Now get back to writing your parody or else you'll be next. #classy