World of Weird Al Yankovic

@realDonaldTrump Could you do Cruz and Carson first?

@realDonaldTrump: @Wizzerkat I cannot hit them. They've been so nice to me! But I may have to if they start getting really close in the polls. I may have to!

@realDonaldTrump: "@scottidog: Your the best Mr Trump. Can't wait to read both parodies and see who u fire. I'm sure u will make the right decision" Thanks!

@realDonaldTrump: "@algonacchick U R the king of WOWAY and very smart. On the edge of my seat for tonight's Boardroom. It will be a #toughchoice!" Very true!

@realBullMoose: Got my popcorn ready for tonights #WOWAYApprentice #boardroom !

@realDonaldTrump: @realBullMoose There's a strict policy of no eating popcorn in the Boardroom. Used to be okay, but my entire cleaning crew recently quit!

@realBullMoose: @realDonaldTrump Oh shi-- Well. RIP popcorn, you will be missed! (BTW my friend Stanley needs a job and he used to be a janitor...)

@realBullMoose Quick! Tell @realDonaldTrump Stanley's WHITE!

@realBullMoose: @realDonalTrump @Wizzerkat Uhhhhh. He's also. Super white. Yup. Can't get any whiter!

@tehdingo I blame Meat Loaf for the change in food in the board room policy. I blame Meat Loaf for a lot of things, really