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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:29 am
by Kayy911
From THE FIRE HOSE!
Why did Al have his tray table up?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:30 am
by LadyKatia
Because he found a little piece of heaven on a 747.
What did the TSA agent say to Al as he went through airport security?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:41 am
by AlGal
That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!
What did Al's horoscope said for the day?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:08 am
by LadyKatia
AlGal @ Oct 5 2004, 11:41 PM wrote:
That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!
Are you sure you meant it that way? (If you did, the answer's supposed to be actual lyrics)
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:46 am
by Kayy911
That he was gunna bring a can of spray paint to singapore.
Why did he want a new duck?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:32 am
by LadyKatia
Beacuse it reminds me of you.
Where did Al go to buy the duck?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:28 am
by Akrovak
Spatula City - seven locations; (they're) in the yellow pages under "spatulas".
Now, why in the world would he go there for a duck?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:20 am
by samuraisumo
cause every twenty seventh customer gets a bal peen hammer free.
Why did he need the hammer?
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:41 am
by Kayy911
cuase there were guys with name tags walking down the aisle
Why did they interupt the Simpsons just for this?
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:44 am
by Genius in Maine
We're all outta bear claws!
Does Satan eat bear claws with Cheez Whiz?