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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:30 pm
by Narelle27
There's a great big purple sign out front that says every 27th customer will get a ball peen hammer free.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:31 am
by Danicrzy
Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just don't feel like going to work

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:08 am
by Big Spoon
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:33 am
by Well, Well, Well
Work a little harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:02 am
by Limecat
dare to be stupid

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:17 pm
by Narelle27
Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:19 pm
by Well, Well, Well
I was there to match my intellect on national TV.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:02 pm
by Narelle27
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:54 am
by alberta1
wait a minute, you may not be familar with the common types of hernias that you can get

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:01 am
by Narelle27
Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?

Hi alberta1 ;)