Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:57 am
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:50 pm
You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:34 pm
You iron my new shirt, and you burn a hole right through
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:57 am
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:39 am
Of course, we stopped for more pickled weiners now and then
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:28 pm
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:12 pm
And he looks at me, and I look at him
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:24 am
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:46 am
You make me want to write a dozen book reports
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:52 am
You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all