World of Weird Al Yankovic

terpsichore wrote:bwahahaa...my ex also has an extensive rap sheet of Word Crimes and would commit them on a regular basis...the awful thing is, he wants to be a professional writer! when we were together he would always send me things he wrote and want me to read them, and they were atrocious and i never knew quite what to say!

mellow weasel wrote: As a pathologically picky girl who turned down every interested guy so far I find that pointing out their grammar is the most effective way to make them go away without actually telling them "you know, I find you really boring, I'd rather watch some TV than chat with you" .

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OH MY GOSH. I almost typed 'LMAO' but then I remembered it's probably not quite right of me to use such lingo in such a topic. XDDD


But my goodness that cracked me up!! XD You guys...

arewethereyet wrote:I was listening to "Word Crimes" in the car with my daughter when I pulled into a gas station.
She said, "Mom, turn that off!"
I asked, "Why? Because you don't want people to hear that we're listening to Weird Al?"
"No, I don't want them to think we're listening to 'Blurred Lines'!"

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As if I wasn't giggling enough from my last post/quotings. XDD

I can SO see that happening in the car with my mom, too!
Or my Dad, God forbid. XD I wonder where he'd start, the actual song or its lyrics. It'd go, first one, then the other, and he'd go "ARGH SO DIRTY!".

Darn you Robin Thicke-- I wonder if my folks would even give me enough time to breathe in to say "NO WAIT IT'S AL! LISTEN TO THE NEW WORDS!"



Terpsichore, your story about your boss at the clinic also had me in stitches for days (I've been poking at WOWAY for the last week but no time to post anything!)... I can just SEE his face!

terpsichore wrote: he was just like 'oh ok'. he doesn't really 'get' anything comedy-related, and he was distracted because other co-workers were looking through a catalogue of sex toys.

omg ROFL (sorry Al, pardon the Word Crime-ish-ness! ...THAT TOO!).
I can now see his irritated, frustrated and "WHAT IN THE NAME OF FORK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" expression much moreso!!

These coworkers wouldn't even NEED "Blurred Lines" OR "Word Crimes"! They're already doing their reading, grammar/spelling learning, AND their... er... sexy time, too (in respect to Robin Thicke's song's subject matter). !

Sailor-Polka-Moon wrote:
I can SO see that happening in the car with my mom, too!
Or my Dad, God forbid. XD I wonder where he'd start, the actual song or its lyrics. It'd go, first one, then the other, and he'd go "ARGH SO DIRTY!".

Darn you Robin Thicke-- I wonder if my folks would even give me enough time to breathe in to say "NO WAIT IT'S AL! LISTEN TO THE NEW WORDS!"

haha that reminds me...

back story: my mother and stepfather are ridiculously conservative; i wasn't allowed to listen to mainstream music or watch TV or movies until i went to college. so i consider it my job to introduce my 15-year-old sister to all the fun things the entertainment world has to offer. a few weeks ago i decided she needed to discover the wonderfulness of Weird Al, so i played her some YouTube videos and parts of the Alpocalypse DVD.

she laughed out loud at Polka Face and First World Problems success! then i played White and Nerdy and all of a sudden my mother comes racing over with this horrified look and goes "is that RAP MUSIC?! are you showing her something inappropriate?!"

Aaaah!! <3

I too grew up with maaajorly conservative parents. My dad-- oh my goodness, watching TV with him was a challenge, I'd freeze up whenever someone on TV said or did something all ~suggestive~ and my Dad would go "uh nope this isn't appropriate!".

My mum once walked past me watching just a minute of a Kylie Minogue music video and she went-- "Is that porn?!! D8"


That is so sweet how you're gonna be the all-knowing big sister to teach your little sis everything! <333 I want to introduce Al to my mum, but I'm not quite sure how to go about it yet. ;A; You see, she's barely heard of him...if it wasn't for me, she wouldn't have known about him at all.

Any suggestions would be fabuloouus. <3

So...Robin Thicke didn't actually write the song "Blurred Lines", and admitted to being drunk/high during every interview he did last year...just thought I would throw that out there...

Muppetboy09 wrote:So...Robin Thicke didn't actually write the song "Blurred Lines", and admitted to being drunk/high during every interview he did last year...just thought I would throw that out there...

_{*didn't know that...*}

Bless him. I'll be a big girl and I won't stoop so low as to say anything that makes a mockery of his addictions and the behavior resulting from them.











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I registered specifically to ask this...

Those of you with the vinyl of Mandatory Fun, have you noticed that "Word Crimes" plays at a noticeably faster rate than on the CD? I thought I was just hearing things, but I played them side by side, and there is definitely a difference.

I think it's just my player, but every vinyl I have plays faster than the CD.

The Word Crimes Grammar Quiz!

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87%
I got two wrong, but I don't know which two.